If only I’d seen this when I was younger!
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Against The Law
A Happy Little Girl ->
The Happy Little Girl Gets Alcohol ->
The Happy Little Girl Drinks the Alcohol. This is BAD. ->
The Happy Little Girl isn’t Happy Anymore. She doesn’t feel good. ->
The Sad Little Girl Goes to Juvinile Hall.
Photographed on Hollywood Blvd. November 2008.
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Be sure to vote for Hope!
Shepard Fairey’s iconic poster of Obama has inspired countless homages, like the one above from 21st Century Filth.
See them all here:
Shepard Fairey Obama poster spoofs
Vote vote vote!
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Above: Skeleton drag queens (no, not Anne Coulter).
My friend Worthie has many talents, not least of which is an INCREDIBLE eye for amassing the most amazing, kitschy holiday-related items I have ever seen. On each major holiday, he has several assistants put together an entire houseful of decorations. His Halloween display this year even outdid previous years, which I thought might be impossible.
Check out my Flickr set:
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My uber-hilarious pal Willam Belli has a very sassy film out on the festival circuit:
Indie-Fest wants you on the judge’s panel at SEATTLE LESBIAN & GAY FILM FESTIVAL
well sorta…watch Tranny McGuyver’s short film debut and vote 5 stars!
http://www.indie-fest.com/slgff/FilmDetail.aspx?filmid=6
pass the word on. only a few days left to vote (for me of course). It’s only 15 min!
…and if any of you are shallow like me, it’s chock full of personalities & names. LOGO’s bachelorette Calpernia Addams, Noah’s Arc Darryl Stephens, Coco Peru, Criminal Mind’s regular Kristen Vangsness, celesbian Jill Bennett, Cathy Shim, Deal or No Deal’s #25 Lindsay Hollister and Marshall Cook.
This film has something offensive for everyone in your life, so pass it on and vote, vote, vote!
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As I mentioned back in February, Calpernia’s Bad Questions video was making the rounds on YouTube. A couple of days ago, YouTube made it a featured video. If you want to get a sense of how far trans people have to go in the court of public opinion, check out the comments, which are even worse than the ones we read in the Calpy Slams video. I always knew that stupid people had a hard time grasping satire and camp, but wow, just… wow.
I’m sure the satire in these will be lost on the unwashed masses, too:
• Amber: Responce 2 Tranny
• Amber: Chromozones Song
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As I mentioned back in February, Calpernia’s Bad Questions video was making the rounds on YouTube. A couple of days ago, YouTube made it a featured video. If you want to get a sense of how far trans people have to go in the court of public opinion, check out the comments, which are even worse than the ones we read in the Calpy Slams video. I always knew that stupid people had a hard time grasping satire and camp, but wow, just… wow.
I’m sure the satire in these will be lost on the unwashed masses, too:

• Amber: Responce 2 Tranny
• Amber: Chromozones Song
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Further evidence that I am easily entertained… someone put this in my MySpace comments.
I especially like it because it gives me a sense of what I would look like if my head were the same proportion to my body as Calpernia’s.
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I see the gauntlet has been thrown down. Calpernia claims her extra 20 pounds on me comprise the weight of her talent. So, let’s compare, shall we?
Here is an example of Calpernia’s “talent” in the field of comic drawing:
Above: self-portrait of Calpernia (hours of work).
I know what you’re thinking: other ASS PIES like Napoleon Dynamite have a similar talent.

Above: Art from another ass pie with “skills.”
Now let’s compare. Here is a little something I whipped up today while backing up my computer:
Above: My artist’s rendition of Transamerican Love Story: The Animated Series.
Did I not capture the essence of each person with a few simple lines?
I rest my case.
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Usually I do a news roundup of Transamerican Love Story today, but since there wasn’t a new episode on Monday, I have instead decided to do international response to my Cat Litter Cake.
• Cat litter cake is both clumpy *and* delicious (xeni via boingboing)
• Prueba prueba, prueba mi pastel de ARENA DE GATO (alejo i via elotrolado.net)
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